Elsasser
formed an annual one-pitch softball tournament in the early 1980s that is
still held to raise money for the FDNY’s Widows and Orphans Fund, a fund
that collects money for the families of firefighters who die while
off-duty. The most recent tournament was held on Oct. 4 in Cunningham
Park, and Denis said, “Each firehouse comes up with $300 to enter this
round robin thing. You’ve got nine guys in the field, and then everybody
gets one pitch. You either get a hit or you’re out . . . It’s quick,
it’s fun, and it always raises a lot of money. Now that tournament is
named for Tommy.”
Elsasser
died of cancer in 1990, according to Denis, who said, “It just seemed
appropriate to name this scholarship fund after him. He always wanted to
help those families. He always thought that was the right thing to do.”
Denis
may seem like a comic pro now, but he said it took “lots of work,” to
learn stand up, and said, “It’s infinitely harder than it looks.” He
said “stupid little things” like wearing a belt on stage and not
playing with the microphone chord are important. He said, “If you’re
not wearing a belt, people will be thinking, ‘Hey, why isn’t this
moron wearing a belt,’ instead of listening to the jokes.”

Firefighter
Thomas Elsasser’s memory is kept alive with a plaque that hangs in his
South Jamaica firehouse and a comedy benefit to he held this year at
Queens College.
Tribune Photo by Ira Cohen
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Denis,
who now lives on Long Island, said writing jokes is difficult, and said,
“You’ve got to make the jokes quick and kind of stick to one subject.
Me, my jokes are sort of not usually appropriate for publication. I tend
to be a little dirty, you know.”
Denis
proved that when he was talking about an operation he had several years
ago to mend two herniated discs in his back. He said a doctor inserted a
metal plate and five screws into his back through his throat, and after
saying, “He must of inserted a funny bone too because people laugh at me
now,” he added, “Now I can tell people I was screwed five times in one
day by a man in the throat.”
Firefighter
Steve Alleva, a Bayside resident who works for Ladder Company 7 in
Manhattan, is another comedian on the bill for the Oct. 25 show, and said
he was always the class clown in school. He said, “My teacher actually
wrote that on my report card . . . The first time I did stand up, though,
was for this benefit three years ago. I should have done it earlier, man,
I love it. It’s something I always wanted to do.”
Although
Alleva, whose material often focuses on his parents’ divorce,
said he doesn’t like being asked to say something funny, saying,
“It’s like telling a chef, ‘Hey, cook something for me,’” he did
give one example of his material, and said, “My mom’s always asking me
about my ex-girlfriends. It’s an annoying habit she has. You know, what
ever happened to Jennifer, what ever happened to Stephanie, what ever
happened to Susan. Well, one day I finally asked her, ‘Hey mom, what
ever happened to dad?’”
Alleva,
who has been a firefighter for 11 years, said he “loves making people
laugh,” and said has done shows at Comic Strip Live, New York Comedy
Club, Stand Up New York and a host of others.
He
said, “I love being on stage,” but added, “There’s nothing worse
than telling a joke and hearing silence in the room. My God, I’d rather
fight fires in that instance.”
Firefighter
Ed Murray of Ladder Company 164 in Douglaston has always gotten chuckles
out of the guys at his firehouse, but said, “I never would get on stage.
I’m deathly afraid of it.”
When
Murray, who lives in Floral Park, saw an ad for Denis’ comedy benefit in
a Fire Department newsletter in 2000, though, he decided to give it a try.
He said, “I don’t know how I got up there, but I did it, and once I
did, I knew that’s the place I wanted to be.” Murray has only
performed stand-up at the previous two benefits, and said, “I’m going
to think of every excuse I can to get out of this one. But I know I’ll
end up on stage. I’ll just be petrified.”
Murray
said he tends to “stick to sex” in his stand up work, and said his
wife Donna will be hearing his material for the first time on Oct. 25. He
said, “That’ll be something. Let me tell you, it may be worth it to go
to see that.”
Denis
said he put comedy aside for a while after Sept. 11, and said, “I just
couldn’t do it. There are so many guys now who you call, and there’s
just nobody on the other end.” Denis, who kissed his wife for the first
time between the North Tower and the World Financial Center building where
she worked, said, “Sure, it was hard to see that. It’s kind of hard to
tell jokes when you’re heart’s aching.”
Denis’
father also worked for the Port Authority for 35 years, so Denis has a
photo of himself with the original model of the World Trade Center. He
said, “There I am in my Nehru jacket next to the model. It’s crazy to
think back on that.”
Alleva
said he “stepped away from comedy for a while after Sept. 11,” and
said, “Now I think of it as a distraction. Things are never going to be
the same, ever, but we can honor those lost by continuing our lives as
best we can.”
At
his Douglaston firehouse, Murray is the senior firefighter, and said, “I
told the guys a few months after Sept. 11 that it’s alright to laugh.
For a while, in all honesty, it didn’t seem alright to laugh. It seemed
wrong. But we’re going to survive this. We have to try to act normal.”
Besides
Denis, Alleva and Murray, Queens resident Jimmy Lawrence of Ladder 126 in
South Jamaica and Ed Sullivan of Engine 211 in Ozone Park will be
performing, along with Manhattan firefighter Adam Lake.
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To
Purchase Tickets . . .
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Those
who attend the show are asked to make a $30 donation per ticket, and can
buy tickets from the Colden Center box office either in person or over the
phone at 793-8080. The box office is located on the Queens College campus
in Flushing on Kissena Boulevard near the Long Island Expressway.