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The Videotape
Robert Downey Jrs legal troubles can no
longer be glossed over like an episode of
"Ally McBeal," the series that has given Downey his opportunity to mount a
professional comeback. His latest arrest for drug possession will likely land him back in
jail for an extended run. His fate mirrors that of another lawless Robert.
In 1986, when "The Preppie Murderer" Robert Chambers
was out on bail and awaiting his trial for the murder of Jennifer Levin, he twisted off
the head of a doll at a bizarre slumber party captured on videotape, and later broadcast
on Foxs "A Current Affair." Chambers copped a plea, but his deviant
behavior has kept him in prison for close to thirteen years.
Ironically, both appeared on that same infamous videotape cassette. QConfidential
has learned that the first half of the Chambers videotape was a segment that could be
titled "A Downey Family Xmas." An aspiring actress named Melissa Bushell
a groupie of both Roberts videotaped herself spending Xmas with Downey
and his sister, who happened to be Bushells manager. The activities were benign
compared to the Chambers segment. Downey exhibited his comic flair by merrily entertaining
the others with acrobatics, and witty repartee. There was no evidence of drugs.
Bushell showed the Downey videotape as a lark to a reporter who procured the tape for
$2,000 once he saw the salacious content of the Chambers macabre performance. Bushell, who
appeared in both videos, has fled New York, her acting career in shambles, but her freedom
ensured unlike her two co-stars named Robert.
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ABREAST OF
BRITNEY:
The only thing that can eclipse Britney Spears' popularity, and record sales, is
speculation about whether she has had breast implants or not. Regardless of the answer, QConf
has learned that the pop musics princess recently celebrated the purchase of her
West Side apartment by having her nipples pierced. Those who are curious about the
procedure, and want to be in sync with the truth about her body of work, are out of luck.
All lips are sealed. SUMMER STORK:
All actresses working on Broadway this season, hoping to win a Tony Award, are breathing a
sigh of relief. Audra McDonald, the three-time Tony winner is expecting a baby
and will not perform this theater season. McDonald has been fielding offers for musicals
built around her, but she has decided to put her career on hold until after her maternity
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Manton
When Councilman Morty Povman secured $3,500 to improve Manton,
we wondered.
But the Manton Povman is concerned with is not Queens Democrat boss Thomas
Manton, but a Briarwood Park by the same name.
Manton Park is named after another Thomas Manton, whose decisions had
an effect on people of the Queens of his day.
It was Judge Martin Thomas Manton, a Bayside resident, who rose through
the ranks to become
a Court of Appeals Justice in 1918 at age 38.
The funds will provide floodlights that are
expected to brighten the way for Manton park goers after dark. The installation of the
lights is expected to take place in May.
West Nile
Solution?
It seems that a group of South American monkeys may have a few thousand
legs up on us humans when it comes to keeping away the pesky insects that carry the
dreaded West Nile Virus.
While the summer months saw many Queensites reaching for spray bottles
and skin softeners to ward off mosquitoes, a group of researchers studying the capuchin
monkeys living in the rainforests of Venezuela discovered that the playful primates use
their own form of bug repellent one stronger than anything on drugstore shelves.
Researchers witnessed that the resourceful monkeys have devised a way
of finding millipedes living in the bark of tropical trees, extracting the multi-legged
creatures and then anointing themselves with the insects ground up remains
all in an effort to fight off mosquitoes.
According to scientists, the millipedes emit a powerful chemical that
wards off insects just like the mosquitoes that have had local residents living in fear
for the past two summers.
One expert even concluded that the millipede bug repellent is more powerful than even
any the US Army has.
City For Sale
Just when you thought the real estate market was getting ridiculous in
New York City, enter the Con Edison commissioned "Millennium Manhole Cover."
This special edition cover has a starting bid of $5,000 dollars on
ebay. Shocked or confused? So were we (read on).
Apparently, Con Edison had commissioned Karim Rashid,
internationally renowned artist, to design a commemorate piece for the Millennium in a
form of a standard 350 pound iron manhole cover. The cover is "uniquely
designed" and autographed by the artist himself and donated for a charity auction
that will benefit the New York Hall of Science.
Whoopee Doooo!
Apparently, the donated manhole cover is expected to go up in value
once a second Millennium Manhole cover is donated to a major museum.
Unfortunately, this raises two more questions:
1) For the person buying this piece of artistic expression: Where will
you place a 350-pound manhole cover?
2) How much money can we get for the manhole cover outside our
building?
Do Be Do Be
Do
Alan King recently added himself to the list of celebs pushing
for the creation of an Astoria-based arts high school in honor of ol blue eyes.

Comedian Alan King
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Joining the likes of former borough residents
Tony Bennett and Harry Belafonte, as well as musician Wynton Marsalis,
King said he thinks Queens is the perfect place for the specialized school that will bear
the chairman of the boards name.
"Im really looking forward to it," King told the
Daily News. "Queens is such a diverse ethnic communityChinese,
Korean, Vietnamese, African-American, Jewish, Christian. Theyre all here, living and
working. We ought to get quite an interesting student body."
Scheduled to open next September, the Frank Sinatra School of the Arts
will be a full-curriculum school tailored for students interested in the fine or
performing arts.
The school, which was conceived of by Bennett and will eventually
accommodate 1,000 students from Queens and all over the city, will be temporarily located
at LaGuardia Community College in Long Island City until a site near Kaufman Astoria
Studios is renovated.
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