How To Date In Queens
It appears that pop culture just cant get enough of Queens.

Jason Alexander
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The once oft-maligned borough that has served as the backdrop for
a number of television shows, books and movies can now add one more accolade to its
growing resume.
Production on a new film entitled "How to Go Out on a Date in
Queens" is nearing completion and will soon be released.
Director Michelle Danner described the film, starring the former
"Seinfeld" mainstay Jason Alexander, as a romantic comedy about
middle-aged people searching for true love in Queens.

Richard Vetere |
Though Danner herself isnt from the borough, the completely
homegrown Richard Vetere, who still lives in Queens and teaches a screenwriting
class at Queens College, wrote the story.
Of course this isnt Veteres first crack at making a story
out of the borough. Hes also the author of the novel turned 1999 film "The
Third Miracle," which detailed the trials of a Flushing priest sent out to
investigate a miracle that happened
where else
in Maspeth.
Ed Harris and Anne Heche starred in the movie.
Piazza's
Picture Perfect
Since reaching the majors, Mets all-star catcher Mike Piazza has
made many a pitchers life miserable with his incredible offensive mastery over them.
And who can forget Roger Clemens flinging a broken wedge of bat at Piazza in last
years Subway Series? Surely, there are those out of frustration and a bloated e.r.a.
that has told Piazza to "Go to Hell!"
Well, you might be seeing those words on a theater marquee in the
future. QConfidential heard from a Hollywood insider that a script that had been
floating from studio to studio, with the working title "Go to Hell, Mike
Piazza!" was sold to Universal Pictures for a million dollars. Our source said,
"its about a hot dog vendor who blames all the bad things in his life on his
childhood friend, the famous Met catcher.
"The time comes when he can finally seek his revenge against his
imagined nemesis when he wins the chance to strike out Piazza in a high-profile charity
event." The script is co-written by David Rothman and Ryan Oxford.
Piazza, seen last week by Confidential walking down Third Avenue wearing a very
trendy Burberry and carrying a Louis Vuitton bag, had the movie star image already down
pat. Has anyone ever heard of Spring Training?
$$$
Laundering
New York State Law prohibits public money from being given to private
businesses.
Yet Interstate Brands Corporation (IBC) is getting $1 million from the
state.
How is this possible? Well, the Greater Jamaica Development Corporation
(GJDC), a not-for-profit group, is eligible to receive public funds. So GJDC is going to
take title of IBC, receive the money and hand it over to IBC with its title.
This is not some under-the-table activity. It is totally in the open. QConfidential
was told about it by the players themselves. No digging was necessary.
Apparently, this game is standard practice if the money will result in
the public good.
It is definitely an arguable point that private biz should get public
money if it will serve the public good. So, why not put an exception in the law to avoid
all the zigzagging?
Then, would it still be government if it did not work in a long, winding, bureaucratic
way?
Schumer
Chucks Hill
Chuck Schumers denouncement of Bill Clintons
questionable presidential pardons was "a calculated move to distance himself from the
shadows and troubles of both of the Clintons," according to a high-ranking Washington
official.
QConfidentials source added, "Schumer had been
planning to make the break for some time. The latest Clinton mess helped him speed up the
process. Like so many in Washington, Schumer grumbled privately in green rooms everywhere
about the shame that the Clintons brought to the party, but he would go on TV, defend them
and perpetrate this charade."
His good soldier act won over the Democratic hierarchy. The leadership
knows that its important to have a strong voice coming out of New York. All along, Daschle
(Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle) wanted it to be Chuck. With Hillary handing them
the rope, you know how it goes."
A local party official said: "Dont look for any life
preservers from Schumer. Dont look for him to take on Bush, either. Hes got
all good intentions, but he is playing a power game, and hes winning. Hes a
savvy politician, and hes looking for the power that Hillary was never going to get,
and the power that Moynihan (former New York Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan) never
had. He genuinely wants to do more for New York than any of them. Dont underestimate
him."
We'll see.
Knickname
He covers the Bronx, so we don't know him. He's been on the air since
1997 for NY1 News, but he wasn't talking Queens, so we weren't paying attention.

Dean Meminger
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However, his name Dean Mayo-Meminger caught
our attention. We remembered a Dean "The Dream" Meminger first
round draft pick for the NY Knicks in '71.
Basketball fans will remember one of the Knicks all-time great teams
led by Captain Willis Reed, Bill Bradley (same guy who ran for Prez), Dave
Dubusshre, Walt "Clyde" Frazier and Earl "The
Pearl"Monroe. Coming off the bench was a guy named Phil Jackson (the same
one that coached Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls to all their championships)
and Dean "The Dream" Memeinger.
Sure enough according to their website at www.ny1.com, Bronx raised,
on-air Dean Meminger is indeed the son of former NY Knicks "The Dream."
Honest Abe's
Day In Court
Looking shabby, but somewhat cheery, real estate tycoon and zany
millionaire was led to Queens Supreme Court in handcuffs. He was being accused of
misappropriating $2 million from a Queens co-op. Not too far off was his wife, Zapora.
When asked how Abe was doing she joked, "Hes fine. He better be. If not,
Im going to give him a spanking."
The infamous developer, ex-mayoral and senate candidate and of late
Rikers Island inmate Abe Hirschfield is never at a loss for words. His trouble is
finding someone wholl listen and whats more, someone wholl take him
seriously. Hes not too particular about who listens to him, even if his audience is
a convicted felon.
The controversial Hirschfield was convicted last June of hiring a hit
man to murder his long time business associate Stanley Stahl. In a Daily News jailhouse
interview Hirschfield boasted that he could withstand the hardship of doing time and that
he even preferred being where he was.
If Hirschfield had known about who was in the same room while he was schmoozing, he
might have thought quite differently. QConfidential has learned that sitting
adjacent to Hirschfield during the interview was Craig Godineaux, one of the
accused in the "Wendys Massacre" that took place in Flushing last summer.
The reporter told the oblivious Hirschfield who his fellow inmate was and the crime that
he had committed that landed him in the slammer. Hirschfield replied that he knew neither
the nearby inmate nor about the events that led him to being incarcerated.
Careful,
Kerry
First year New School Prez Bob Kerry made an off-colored remark
while having a guys' night out in Greenwich Village at Babbo restaurant with fellow New
Yorker Bill Clinton and others. Kerrys remarks were attributed to John
Kerry, causing the Mass. Senator needless embarrassment.
QConfidential has learned after being confused with his former
Senate colleague from the New School, John Kerry (still Senator) now refers to himself as
"the Kerry that doesnt make lesbian jokes."
At the launch party for GOTHAM magazine (l. to r.) Liv Tyler, Gotham's first cover
girl; Mira Sorvino; Heidi Klum; Monica Lewinsky.
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