Q Confidential

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Q Confidential is edited by Michael Schenkler and Tamara Hartman. Contributors:
Steve Azzara, Ira Cohen, Marcia Moxam Comrie, Barbara Jarvie, Arlene Lewis,
Stephen McGuire, Angela Montefinise, Mike Nussbaum, and Dee Richard.


Models Of Queens
She Oughtta Be In Pictures

Aesha
Rockaway Beach

Not only should she be in pictures, Aesha of Rockaway Beach really is.

A model and actress for the past seven years, she has been in 18 movies – in many of which she starred, co-starred, or played a supporting role.

Among her motion picture credits are the indie-film shorts “The Money Shot” and “Arresting Gina” – both of which were big hits at the Sundance Film Festival and “Went To Coney Island On A Mission From God, Be Back By Five.”

 On the small screen, Aesha has made some good first impressions.

“They seem to cast me in the first scene and first episode” of some pretty big shows, she said. Those firsts include appearances on “Sex and the City,” “Third Watch” and “New York Undercover.”

This life-long Queensite may also look familiar from her television commercial appearances for Microsoft and Levi’s.

Aesha told us she is ready to test her acting mettle and was just asked to join the Manhattan theater group, the Backhouse Players which was founded by John Mailer – son of literary giant Norman Mailer.

Aesha’s modeling career has been as successful as her acting one – take a look at the billboard ad she appears on at the intersection of Lafayette and Canal Streets in downtown Manhattan.

She described her appearance as very petite, which may be  why she is cast in younger roles.

One would think that with Aesha’s resumé, she would prefer to live amid the hustle and bustle of the big city, but Rockaway suits her just fine, she said.

“I grew up on the beach,” she explained.

And when she’s not working on a film or prepping for a photo shoot, Aesha likes to visit Astoria.

“Telly’s Taverna has the best Greek seafood anyplace,” Aesha said.

She’s also been known to visit Flushing at night.

“I love the ambience. It’s like a small Las Vegas.”

The Son Also Rises

Does Jesse Jackson still have it?

There was a time back in the ‘80s and ‘90s when Jesse Jackson was the E.F. Hutton of black politics in America. Now it seems he can’t even get his own son, Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr., to listen.

Jesse Jr. appeared on a local television program last week enthusiastically extolling the virtues of Andrew Cuomo while his father, the scandalized Rev., is busy drumming up support for Cuomo opponent H. Carl McCall in a quest to evict George Pataki from the Governor’s Mansion.

Asked about the irony that father and son would be supporting opposing candidates for the same race, Junior, who says Cuomo is a friend from his HUD days, responded, “I am not my father, anymore than Andrew Cuomo is his father!”

Should these fathers be saying “ouch!”

Will Jesse help or hurt Carl?

Will Junior be hurting himself by helping Andrew?

Has Jesse fallen out of favour with Black America or is it just with his own family?

Stay tuned.

Pronunciation Problems

There seems to be some vowel confusion when people try to pronounce the name of Benjamin N. Cardozo High School in Bayside. Although the name is actually pronounced Car-doh-zoh, people have a tendency to pronounce it Car-doh-zah with a short “a” sound at the end instead of a long “o” sound.

This is a common error not unlike when people pronounce other Queens high schools as “Towns and Harris,” or “John Brown.”

The difference at Cardozo is that the school actually helped create the pronunciation confusion when it printed report cards and program cards for its first five years of existence that actually spelled the name of the school incorrectly as, “Cardoza.”

One senior teacher at the school who wanted to stay anonymous told QConf, “I remember that, sure. Someone goofed when the school first opened and misspelled its name. It was on everything. Everyone was so angry; it was humorous. Of course, they couldn’t just throw out all of that paperwork and all of that money, so they just used the wrong stuff until it was time to print new material. It’s a pretty funny story.”

All Wet

An estimated 29 miles separates College Point, located at the northeastern tip of Queens, from the borough of Staten Island, located at the southwestern border of New Jersey, but the Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) doesn’t know which end is up.

Last week, a DEP  press release announced an open house to tour the Tallman Island Water Pollution Control Plant at Powells Cove, College Point, Staten Island.

Staten Island?

Francis Vocasek DEP assistant plant superintendent, acknowledged that the agency was all wet. Well, he said "in error."

Wacky Whitestone Water

A QConfer needed to chill out one afternoon during a heat wave and gulped down a bottle of Glacéau vitamin water, but the kick drink turned out to be kick in the butt by the Whitestone company’s marketing marvel.

While claiming the power beverage is natural on the inside and plastic on the outside, Energy Brands Inc. directions for use and warnings on the company label clearly advises, “for the temporary relief of stress associated with personal finances, high school reunions, computer viruses and telemarketers calling during dinner.”

Further warnings explain, “Continuous usage may lead to the extinction of reclining chairs, therapists and radio stations beginning with the name “light” or “easy.”

We couldn’t resist learning more about the quirky company on the website plastered on the label — drinkbetterwater.com, but came up empty. The site, registered in July of 2000, had only a blue page with bubbly water-type art and said, “Site Coming Soon.”

And the long obscure message on the voice mail of the community-based quick fix beverage company was also true to its kinky marketing strategy, suggesting usage of menus such as, “If you are calling from a touch phone, good for you,” or “If you want to speak to a Glacéau know-it-all press 310 now,” or “To inquire about your order, speak to our quick running, fast dunking, order entering machine press 404 now, or “Press zero to speak with an operator.”

We opted for the latter and asked to speak to someone about the company. The operator replied, “Why do you want to speak to someone about the company?”

Gulp!

 

Confidentially New York . . .

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